jacks awake and im already making him do things for me ☺️

how bad me be

shh sh shhhhh

sleep

shh sh shhhhh

sleep

in a week i will have a new apartment to poop in. life is so wild

im HOME

the first thing i did after checking the calender was smoke a cigarette and play the kim k game and now im gonna treat myself to a good poop

its nice to be back

semicolson:

lausam3:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

GARY

LARRY

im COMPLAINING sorry

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i cant believe my mom left me for dead in this parking lot